"Ok, y'all, here's the dill..."

What's the dill with Chris & John, you ask? Here it is: Chris & John are best friends and self-proclaimed "culture aficionados" -- which basically means they think they know everything about pretty much everything (even going as far as using the word "expert" to describe their knowledge of certain subjects and tasks -- yeah right!).Anyhow, they're the zany stars of the popular series Chris & John's Road Trip and can beseen in the brand new cycle of Chris & John to the Rescue!

Chris is the heir to a large discount food manufacturing conglomerate and is constantly hounded by the tabloids (most of it never reaches publication thanks to an amazing publicist and team of lawyers). He's a jet-setter and has a passion for controversy (but a fear of all things cats, apparently, I dunno, it's weird).




John's an avid road-tripper, notorious party boy and canine enthusiast. His irrevent attitude is always getting him into truble, but what does he care? He doesn't even mind, frankly (even though, in certain situations, he should!). Some of John's favourite things include his dog Hershey, boyfriend Justin and Sarah Michelle Gellar (who doesn't love Sarah Michelle?)!