Chris & John's ROAD TRIP!

Episode 3: "The Cedars"
Air Date Monday, November 14th, 2005

It's a spooktacular start for Chris and John who make a pit stop at Haunted Hamilton in Ancaster, Ontario. Their shenanigans don't sit well with the locals -- or the leader of the Haunted Hamilton tour, for that matter!

Then it's off to Milgrove, Ontario, home of the Cedars Camp Grounds. The boys are given a luxurious tour of the grounds by their charming and gracious liason, Jerry, via golfcart. Later, Chris and John are left to fend for themselves in the wilderness and set up their tent... which proves more difficult than it looks. Taking matters into their own hands, the boys enlist the help of some burly neighbours who assist them in their tent setting-up-ishness. After awhile, Chris and John get bored and go play volleyball with some other colourful characters. Feeling the need to better equip themselves for the savage outdoors, Chris and John take it upon themselves to "borrow" some essentials from some nearby residents.

Jerry approaches Chris and John about campaign managing two contestants in that night's Miss Cedards competition. Chris and John happily oblige and put on fierce campaigns for their respective conestants, Tangina and Crystal Chandelier (CeCe for short). But the pageant holds more in store for contestant CeCe, who is given a shocking propositon. As per usual, Chris and John dance the night away and wake up with hangovers the next morning.

Now they're off to their next stop, with the official title of "trailer park trash"!

Executive Producer: John Simpson
Director: Patricia Bourgeois
Producer: Chris Carter
Director of Photography: Michael Kaminski
Location Audio: Adam Kane
Assistant Director: Mark Muise
Production Assistant: Justin McClenaghan
Narrated By: Ophilia Davis
Original Music By: Cody Westheimer
Music Supervisor: Noella Choi
Product Placement Coordinator: Jeanne Sumbu
Online Editor: John Simpson
Additional Picture Editing: Federico Valer Felixberto Jr.
Graphic Design & Animation: Adele Ng
Main Title Theme Written & Performed by: The Joys
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