Chris & John to the Rescue!: Summer Camp

Episode 5: "I Want My Dog!"

Original air date: March 22nd, 2009

Brian Doyle's ever-annoying presence becomes too much to handle, so Chris & John concoct a scheme to get him out of their hair once and for all. Anthony asks John to scope out Chris' feelings on their summer romance to see where things stand. For their rescue mission, Chris & John split up for the first time in rescue history to come to the rescue of a bitter couple and their respective fag hags. Chris tries to help JP and Erin get JP's dog back from his ex Jeff; John tries to help Jeff and Melissa retain custody of his dog from Jeff.

Channeling the spirit of America, Chris & John hold court at Campit and campaign for votes from campgoers, who act as the jury. Chris & John each steep to dirty campaign tactics in order to win. Meanwhile, Brian Doyle makes friends with Campit employee, Jennifer, and goes on a date with an alleged music industry executive.