Chris & John to the Rescue!: Provincetown

Episode 4: "Make Me a Queen!"

Original air date: December 17th, 2007

Since arriving in Provincetown to assist with the previous rescue mission, Brian Doyle just hasn't been able to help himself and goes on his own mission of finding himself some hot male flesh (or "sausage", as he so eloquently puts it). Brian Doyle proceeds to galavant around the beach, bending and snapping in hopes of gaining male attention.

It's the end of the summer and Chris & John have one final rescue mission: turning John M. into a drag queen. All is going well when Chris & John have 'creative differences' on John M.'s drag costume and number. Noticing that John M. is a terrible drag queen and will be humiliated in any proper drag competition, Chris & John call on some desperate and attention seeking friends to help them throw a fake drag pageant. After the rescue mission is complete, Chris & John pack their bags and leave Ptown forever.

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